Post by Omen on Apr 20, 2011 11:39:56 GMT -5
It makes a strange calling sound and it seems that thousands of 'tweens' answer.
Where is it from? Is it an evolutionary jump... a mutation of some sort?
I watched National Geographics and it seems to have the ability to repeat the same calls over and over by merely changing the tone (One Time, Baby, Favorite Girl, etc.) and females of the species are attracted to it.
Other creatures of the related species has been able to twinkle while in sunlight, read minds, go without sleep for decades while attending high school, and even stand in inclement weather for days on end without shirts.
Some how and in some way, this new evolutionary movement has affected the tween civilization with it's infectious touch while even lodging itself into many of their parents. Scientists are baffled worldwide and no cure has been found.
I have even found symptoms of this infection leaking into my household. Small things such as giggles about how out of time I am for NOT understanding how romantic Vampires and Werewolves are. As well, as some of those mysterious calling sounds by that elusive phenomenom known as a 'Bieber' popping up in my MP3 music collection.
I - I never... I never imagined that the infections of the outside world had the ability to make it into my home. I felt that I was always protected by guarding my house with some of the most powerful symbols that man could muster...
I guard my windows with Warhammer 40k Codices. I guard my doors with Tau vehicles escorted by Forgeworld XV9s. I sleep with Crisis suits. Along the walls all throughout the house I nail some of the most brutal weapons of war during the Medieval times such as swords, maces, and axes. There is a custom created Tome of Magic resting on the dresser within the room that I sleep!!
My gun stays loaded, I kiss each of my VHS and DVD copies of Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, and Saving Private Ryan before I go to work! I mow the yard with a chainsaw and use steel wool for bandaids... and yet...
...a Bieber have made it into my sanctuary!!! HOW?!?
...a twinkling vampire has made it into my home!! HOW?!?
...a bare chested pack of... are those 'man-girls'... uh... whatever-they-are... they turn into big dogs whenever the vampire-loving girl winks her eyes... (sorry, I digressed) but those things made it into my home, too!!!
This is a TRAVESTY!! I need an explanation! I need to know how to stop these things? Has ANYONE found a cure yet?!? How infectious is all of this?
Please...
Please... is anyone out there?
Am I the last uninfected human left..?
Noooooooooo....!!
Where is it from? Is it an evolutionary jump... a mutation of some sort?
I watched National Geographics and it seems to have the ability to repeat the same calls over and over by merely changing the tone (One Time, Baby, Favorite Girl, etc.) and females of the species are attracted to it.
Other creatures of the related species has been able to twinkle while in sunlight, read minds, go without sleep for decades while attending high school, and even stand in inclement weather for days on end without shirts.
Some how and in some way, this new evolutionary movement has affected the tween civilization with it's infectious touch while even lodging itself into many of their parents. Scientists are baffled worldwide and no cure has been found.
I have even found symptoms of this infection leaking into my household. Small things such as giggles about how out of time I am for NOT understanding how romantic Vampires and Werewolves are. As well, as some of those mysterious calling sounds by that elusive phenomenom known as a 'Bieber' popping up in my MP3 music collection.
I - I never... I never imagined that the infections of the outside world had the ability to make it into my home. I felt that I was always protected by guarding my house with some of the most powerful symbols that man could muster...
I guard my windows with Warhammer 40k Codices. I guard my doors with Tau vehicles escorted by Forgeworld XV9s. I sleep with Crisis suits. Along the walls all throughout the house I nail some of the most brutal weapons of war during the Medieval times such as swords, maces, and axes. There is a custom created Tome of Magic resting on the dresser within the room that I sleep!!
My gun stays loaded, I kiss each of my VHS and DVD copies of Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, and Saving Private Ryan before I go to work! I mow the yard with a chainsaw and use steel wool for bandaids... and yet...
...a Bieber have made it into my sanctuary!!! HOW?!?
...a twinkling vampire has made it into my home!! HOW?!?
...a bare chested pack of... are those 'man-girls'... uh... whatever-they-are... they turn into big dogs whenever the vampire-loving girl winks her eyes... (sorry, I digressed) but those things made it into my home, too!!!
This is a TRAVESTY!! I need an explanation! I need to know how to stop these things? Has ANYONE found a cure yet?!? How infectious is all of this?
Please...
Please... is anyone out there?
Am I the last uninfected human left..?
Noooooooooo....!!
I hopefully wont worry about it if I don't have kids.
